List of things I wish to do now

Title is self-explanatory so no explanation needed.

I wish to:-

1. Throw all the assignments back at the humpty dumpty's (HD) face and say "complete them by today, I'll review them tomorrow", and won't review them tomorrow

2. Sit in the HD's room for a day and mess up that super clean freak room by throwing all shredded paper around and put powder on the seat.

3. Ask HD to handle 5 companies together and scold if minor mistake is found.

4. Lock HD in his room till 2a.m. and ask him to work, with no supper and no extra pay.

5. Forbid HD from going back to see his family.

6. Puts candies around HD's room so ants will disturb him when he work.

7. Throw an egg on HD's car so it's no longer shining; if he found out, show an innocent look and say "I don't know about it"

8. Assign HD to do stocktake in Sarawak and don't let him claim anything including the flight ticket charges.

9. Before he got on the plane, put thumbnail on his seat, put a bag of powder in his bag so he'll be caught by Kastam thinking it's drug hoping Kastam will make him taste it to prove otherwise.

10. Before HD reaches the destination, call the client and say it's postpone to next day, if HD argues, ask the client to chase him away by calling out the dogs.

11. Forbid HD from claiming expense incurred for accommodation in Sarawak.

12. Draw on HD's newly ironed clothes and poke few holes on it.

13. Say "Re-do the whole thing" even it's perfect, after amendments are made, say "I think the earlier one is better than this one so I'll use the earlier one"

14. Hide the comb so he can't comb his hair

15. Sealed HD's mouth with duct tape so he couldn't talk. (annoying voice)

16. Buy tickets (pretend to be nice) for HD & his family on his expense, and 3 hours before the flight, call HD to office, lock him in his room so he can't get on the flight.

17. Forbid HD from taking leave. If he apply too late, say it's impossible to approve the leave coz the application is too late; if he submit too early, say it's too early, impossible to decide hence not approved as well.

18. Put sugar in HD's car's gas tank.

19. Throw the HUMPTY DUMPTY into the well and say "oh, please wait for me, i'll find someone to help you, HD...", turn around, run like hell and never turn back.

20. Upload a pretty girl's picture in the website with HD's phone number on it and a note "Call me for dirty talk" to attract all guys to call HD.

21. Put HD's phone number in toilets and all petrol station, writing "Call me!"

22. Register a facebook account with HD's detail with and hobby "S&M"


Note: Name is censored, Humpty Dumpty is used to represent his round figure.